greek myth

god! i'm dying because or this oral test! my english teacher gave us free topic and i chose greek mythology...the gods in particular.
no offense to the greeks but the gods didnt do anything but give birth and make love!
and zeus had nothing else to do but have affairs! i know his father tried to eat him but he can't be that messed up... he mated with his own sister! i mean,gaea had a reason to mate with her son! it was because she had to keep the generation going! but zeus! huh!
first he worked hard to get his wife which he succeded to do by turning in to a lame bird to take pity from the pre wife... so she put the bird to her breast to warm it, then zeus turned into his normal form and raped her... then, to cover her shame she married him.
how did he celebrate his victory? by fucking more goddeses!
yikes. when i saw the family tree i flipped. i tried to print it but only a quarter of it came out so i had to copy it manually.
it took me four A4 sized paper stuck together (two top,two bottom), to copy them!
guys you gotta wish me luck with this!