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Friday, December 5, 2008

1 more stupid pix and more stories of boredom

above,from left fiona,demonstrating the art of the full mouth,then debra trying to look scary but came out looking handsome,ash,the granny...i dont know what she's doing,then revathi,the only one who did NOT put on a funny face... then last but not least...well,least positive thinking is Nicole...doing her Jap Anime face.cute huh?

hey so i am finally back (to those of you who actually noticed my absence) and i to those who did NOT notice my absence now know that i WAS actually absent.
anyway, over the last week and a half, nothing new really came up...except maybe a few weird ideas and thoughts.... here are some

society makes a point of lying to each other... for example... have you ever noticed a "FRESH!!" sign on a box of dried raisins?
i mean come on! they are dried and preserved in a box for god knows how long!!!!
jeez, we're not THAT dumb....or are we.... i for one actually BOUGHT that box of 'FRESH' dried raisins....hhhmmmm, makes you wonder.


so i was watching the video for the song "dangerous" by cardinal official and Akon and noticed the bootylicious (yes,that word is actually a word...Beonce invented it and it went to the dictionary) model in the video....then i started to think about the stereotype model and realized that the universal idea of beauty (according to MTV anyway) is a big ass, big boobs,big hair and small everything else.... including brain.


to live your own life
and not to influence your life apon something
someone else has written
is to write your own story instead of taking another's
story and make it your own version
that is the difference between Harry Potter
and Barry Trotter

i wonder if those students crying about miss Woon (on our last day of school)
were crying because they were so happy to finaly se her non existent backside (like mine)
getting left behind in afternoon session while we accend up towards morning session...
or they were crying because they realized miss Woon ain't staying behind but actually straping a floatation device onto our boat and following us up to morning...i stll wonder...


those were my random thoughts over the last week, there were other mixed up situations like last saturday when i reserved a book at MPH and when my mum picked it up, my name had somehow become "Meera" with my mum's phone number as the contact number... or when my grandmum said she enjoyed drinking goodyear (the tyre) instead of goodday (they milk)...

oh! and today when she cium my hand instead of me her's... for those non-malays out there who are reading my blog, in Malay culture an younger person is supposed to kiss/salam an older person's hand as a sign of respect.... so obviously my grandmum kissing my hand made me feel old.... does not help that i tower over my friends..well most of them.... like when i bumbep into an old friend at one utama last saturday the first thing she said to me was "eh! Mia!!!" followed by "tinggi nye you ni" which is another way of saying, you are to tall and never gonna find a husband in Malaysia due to the fact that most of the guys here are midgets....compared to me at least... then again... why would i wanna marry now anyway? i have barelly started my life to have it taken away by marriage...duh!

okay, enough blabbing, i gotta go and download some suicidal songs that my aunt wrote down and that i actually like....despite having been a cheerleader and a bookworm. rock songs...well...rock!
k ciau.

4 comments:

La Vie said...

this is the best blog u hv ever wrote...hillarious lol...funny like shit...i like the miss woon, harry potter..n everything..except the fact i hate my pic!! xoxo

TheSadHeron said...

thx for the tips. don't worry, i'm not insulted. i like getting input from my readers. how can you improve when you don't know your faults? so it's a good thing. thx for the support too. it's just the beginning. after that i think i should be able to take a different course. hopefully. i'm still working on it. and yes, i've taken notes.

TheSadHeron said...

i am aware of that but somehow Versace jumpd to mind. so how does a girl react to a super-cute guy who just askd her to a dance? besides heart beating erratically, palms sweating & hyperventilating? if any of those mentioned previously are wrong, any corrections would be greatly appreciated. thx.

TheSadHeron said...

i know what i'm doing, trust me... a slight setback when you part by part... but i still get comments so i'm not complaining...