sick pervert

so there is this guy at st john who called me a lesbian...would you have shut up???
i wont, i didn't
so here is how it started....
i was going down tangga ampang and i yelled to nicole to hurry up cuz i'm not gonna wait for her...
well being the dumb malay guy, this guy is mamak through.
so he starts yelling hurry up on and on... then the rest of his gang joined in and i paid them no attention... till they overly annoyed me, by this time, nicole was by my side and it was raining, she asked me what's up and i said "i think its that song by che'nelle "hurry up"
they still yelled, i put my arm around nicole's shoulder cuz we were under the same small umbrella..and that's when the guys started to yell "oi oi lesbian"
i still egnored them until the cheer got so loud and i got so annoyed that i turned around to face him and said "are you some kind of psyco pervert who looks out for lesbians?"
thankfuly he understood me and backed of..
the second day i found a rat on my shoe... i yelled and jumped to get it off but when it was off i kept jumping cuz i was afraid to step on the rat. he saw me and the whole bus laughed. bollocks!

i really think that was ammbarasing... like hell!!!!

what's up dawg?

for the teacher's day...day at school, we are doing this group dance thing. we have a cool name, i think its "black rose" but i cant be sure, thats the name we used last year.
so anyway, we're doing a hip hop dance, and we don't really care if the teacher's enjoy themselves, in fact we are going to show the teachers how they don't want all of their students to be like.
as for the students, i hope they appreciate it... we are gonna wake them up from the deep slumber that the other ten contestant's hip hop dances and show them real break dancing... i hope...
so anyway i am now writing this because i'm bringing a cd of dance songs and the team members wanted me to bring ching-a-ling... but i ended up downloading more dance songs that might work, so i am now waiting for them to download.
i have cheer practice tomorrow as well as the hip hop thing...
hip hop thing is at nine in the morning and my cheer is at 11.30, then i'll have sivic...
god, did i mention i'm bringing the radio to school? and that i'm going earlier... like 2 hours before 9 cuz my mum cant send me to school after that?
i'm just wondering how i'm gonna bring the radio on the subway or LRT.... can you imagine me?
with my huge bag,huge radio and small but tall body...
imagine it...
now stop laughing (if you even laughed... its not even funny!)
apart from that there is nothing much to say on this subject...

sick, again

i just came back from my aunt's holiday... well, she's my grandad's sister's daughter, so i guess she does qualify as my aunt...
i still cant believe it... wan cik married!
i was sick during this ordeal but i still went to the wedding, which took place in kuantan, so last week on thursday right after i got back from school i shoot straight to my kampung (which is in kajang so i cant brag i traveled hard or long) slept there and the next morning i made the journey to kuantan. in the back seat of a car containing me, and my bickering grandparents... i'm sure they love each other. but i think sometimes even they forget it and they make other people forget it.

i guess thats what hapens to you after all those years of marriage... hmm, maybe i should prepare my dear wan cik of what lies in her future by trying her up and tossing her in a car with my grandparents on their way to her wedding, then she would've canceled the whole ordeal...

not that my grandparents are miserable or anything, its just that they argue a lot, not in a rough way either. the annoying thing is that they argue over the stupidest things....
but i guess that is marriage.

one more side effect of marriage i guess is that they start wearing lifejackets and big flotties or what ever you people call it, when bathing at the beach... not even deep....
i guess my grandad might be afraid that my grandma might drown him if he talks to a woman and makes my granmum jealous...which happens a lot, my grandma has a weird way of thinking.... not nuts or anything just a very...weird way of thinking....like, my grandad cant even be normal kind to the maid, cuz apparently all indonasian maids want to steal your husband... i think my grandma is in trauma cuz of her dad being a playboy and liked a maid. she's not mean to the maids.... just paranoid... she thinks the maids are going to do some witchcraft hocus-pocus on us to make us comply with her... yeah my grandma can be weird... but i dont think that is caused by marriage, cuz my grandad aint like that... he IS stuborn and hates having to bring his wife to the other end of the world in order to get fresh fish because she refuses to grasp the fact that once you add in the patrol and the cost of the supposedly cheap fish the overhead cost is gonna be higher, when i point this out to her she says i'm paroting my mum... hell no, i dont parot... its just that YOURE SPENDING MORE MONEY!!!
any non-sensical 2 year old can figure that out and just because i have the brain and common sense of a person 1 or 2 years older than me (amongst most malays anyway) does not mean i'm a parot...

i wanted to write about how i got horror sick but ended up ranting about marriage instead...i got redirected again....

but i wonder, why do we get married, other than the reason to reproduce the next generation?

why wont anyone believe me?

i know april fools was three days ago and i have to tell you, that i had a lot of trouble to make them believe something important and life changing... the trouble is that since it is april fool's day, it wasn't easy to convince the girls i had hell, this is how it started...

during civic, i went over to aazraa's table and told her i lost my virginity, her jaw dropped and she almost told teacher and i told her it was a joke. he turned around and i did a double bluff and said

me: but really, i did.

aazraa: seriously

me:yeah

aazraa: no...seriously, are you serious?

me:do i look like i'm kidding?

aazraa: no..... tell me this is a joke

me:nope

aazraa: but you are a malay!

me:is that really an issue nowdays?

aazzra:when?

me:sports day

aazraa:but...WHERE?

me:toilet

aazraa:what, how

me:do you really wanna know?

class ends and we get up, aazraa tells fuzzy, fuzzy thinks its a joke since its first of april...
but i managed to convince her to, then she tells ash,(who likes to believe the best of people...she can be to inocent sometimes..) didn't believe me either, but she did tell alia, whom first thought it was a joke, but believed me in the end... this is how, she dragged me out of class towards the caffeteria and questioned me...
i told her about my foot in the toilet bowl and how my shoe stunk when i got home... so i had to clean it... that was when she finally believed me... finally, she got it.

aazraa, fuzzy and ash were still not out from class, i assumed they were doing their class cleanliness duties...
so alia was asking me about it... and when and how and stuff, so i told her... then....
suddenly aazraa, fuzzy and ash headed for my table and started lecturing me about what i've done... since i am a muslim, i cant get laid because it is against our beliefs... we just talk about getting laid and wonder. we dont actually do it, so i guess that was the point.
aazraa, being the big mouth she is, said loudly, "do you know that doing it means berzinah? you can mandi wajib and samak all you want but the sin stays"

fuzzy said "you know myra, you are a malay girl! how can you do this?"

ash said" it cant be true, its a joke, it has to be"

and

alia said "it is true, she told me that her shoe went into the toilet and told me all the details

then aazraa said "tell them if its true or not and we wont ask you again"

i said it was true and fuzzy asked again "oh my god, are you serious?"

i could not stand it anymore!!! i have to make the message stick in their heads!!!


APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!


note: not only the members of my class know of that joke, but so do other classes, not all but a considerable amount... i have to say... I ROCK!