pick up lines for the dumb and the sick

these are toltaly stupid pick up lines that me and my friends have come up with that is both dissgusting and stupid..but hey! us girls do go crazy once in a while (except for me,i'm always crazy)

gal to guy

1. i love that shirt, where did you get it?

note: this line is ok...but not to be used when guy is in school uniform... you'll look dumb... yet some guys like that...

2.oh my god! you have such big muscles!

note: ewwwww..... cheap,whoreish and totaly ambarrasing!

3.hey are you single?... no? did i mention your gilfriend is a slut and she slept with my boyfriend/ yeah, she thinks we should trade boyfriends...so my name is...

note: this line will asure you a slap...or a punch...or a kick...or a. never mind.

4.no wonder you're so buff -this is said while starring at his lunch tray-

note:ain't that bad.... but darling he's buff cus he works out...its when you get fat that you eat a lot...go figure


guy-gal

1.you are so beautiful

note: this is both cheesy and it means crap when the guy is a playboy.

2.i'm sorry but i've got to go, this much treasure is sinful

note: is that an insult or a praise?

3. he's such a jerk for dumping you..

note:this is so sweet...but it means shit if he's oogling at your boobs or trying to feel up your ass... and if i were you i'll give him a kick in the groin and say "sorry its to small for my taste"
disgusting comment but worth a try.

4.let me show you how to 'swing' -while playing golf-

note:if you haven't caught on. he's saying that you're crap 'golf' and wants to show you how he 'swings' which is disgusting unless you're not muslim and he's your boyfriend.


okay thats it..i told you it's disgusting...