guests from hell

30 minutes left in the shower, air conditioning left on for the entire day, children left alone at home, children stomping their foot on the suspended wooden staircase in front of their parents and the parents are not doing anything!!!
this is what i had to put up with this weekend.
it started with my sports day.i had to sleep in my grand's house, then i'll stay till my mum picks me up the following Monday (which is a holiday).

so that night-the night after my sports day,which was held that morning- i found that my grandma had invited guests over to sleep overnight at the house. i was shocked because i didnt know that they would be sleeping over.... my grandma just said, "Mira, sit properly! we have guests coming"
so i was worried that i'd have to sleep somewhere other then my room. my grandma said that i did not have to go anywhere, so did the guest. what the guest (also a family member, however distant) didn't say was that she invited her brother and his wife and children to sleep over to, without saying anything to my grandmum.
so i was going to my room and found that there was someone occupying it, namely my grandmum's guest's brother's wife and child. so i sat there talking. not noticing the bags that were tucked away in a corner. i thought that the she and her husband were just resting in that room, as sometimes guests do. but i did not expect that she was going to sleep there. so i went out after chatting friendlily to her about stars in the us. i watched tv with my aunt pah'e and waited for them to go home... then this movie came up on astro and i got stuck till' midnight.
after the movie i wanted to sleep and found my bedroom door locked and herd snoring inside and i panicked, cuz' my stuff were in there. i told my grandma and she said that she too did not know they were sleeping over,but since they are guests, i should act all nice and not wake them up. so ok, i didn't... wake them up that is. i anded up sleeping on the sofa of the upstairs tv room where i watched the movie earlier. i was uncomfortable because i could not move and that my leg was still hurting from the runs on sports day that morning, hot and very pissed.
i could not sleep and neither could my aunt and grandma, since i was sleeping "out in the open",
the area is famous for break ins.
so in this state of wakefulness, at about 2 in the morning i heard.... well i think every one heard a door opening and shutting (slamming) shut, so i woke up and saw that saw that our unwelcome guest had gone out for a potty break. so i talked to her and took my stuff out of the room. she then proceded to go to the toilet, slamming her door shut again.
the next morning, the bunch of them went out to get some stuff for laksa making leaving their children behind with us. we were thankful of them leaving the house, up until the kids started running up and down the stairs and making outrageously loud noises upstairs, we were all grumbling cuz apparently the parents let the children play in the bathroom for 30 minutes, their grandma had to tell them to get out, and don't ask me what the parents were doing, i don't know.

bang boom, loud gigling
i was so damn annoyed that i went upstairs and told them not to make so much noise, not to stop playing but to stop screaming at the top of their lungs. i went down stairs and about half an hour later i heard Rogayah screaming her lungs out. i went upstairs and told Rogayah to stop yelling so much and her big bro to stop "kacauing" her.

their parents got back home and hell broke loose, i had to tell the kids in front of their parents to behave themselves, not that the parents showed any shame. they would have stayed another night if it not were for our intended guest's husband, had called them a thousand times to get home, i think he knows their 'perangai' well. so they went home but not without leaving a deep scar on all of us....

i really cant understand how the parents of the kids could not control them or tell them off.
they don't correct their children's mistakes and then,when they get older they wonder why their children become Mat Remp-its.

so now, i know how those children gone missing (there are three now, the first was found dead, naked in a gym bag with traces of a zuchini being stuffed up her vagina) and why they are all malay. the simple fact is that MOST malays know how to make children but they dont know how to educate and control them, so they just don't. so this is the next generation.

pride and prejudice

pride. the downfall of most characters and the main of more... namely a bunch of asses who might be your boss.
prejudice.something that can get you in trouble, if the person you are sidded with hapens to rob a bank and acuse you of it, you while being temporarily insane and blinded by prejudice might side with him on that one.

i a m talking about this book because i read the book recently and realised how bad our generation is compared to the substle and polite world of the victorians.
for example, if the want to say that you are not a total fucking dumb-ass idiot bitch, all they might say is "she is not such a SIMPLETON as that"
and as i read this i wonder, as WHAT?

of course compared to those days, we have more things to do....more PRODUCTIVE things to do.
if a person who lived in victorian times gets resurected and reads this, then they might think... "but of course we do productive things"
well, in my opinion, the meaning of PRODUCTIVE those days might differ to what we find are productive... they produce PRODUCTS of their loins, while we write in our blogs,study our sciences,learn our languages and invent our gadgets.

seriously,think about it, how many families are as big as those in victorian times?
how many more male and woman die an old maid or male? WAY more than the percentage those days. why? because we are more seductive....oooppsss i meant PRODUCTIVE.

hehe... never mind.

aftermath

i just came back from redang, tanned,happy,crazy cuz i read both my books and didn't bring a third and... dry
my holiday was a funny one with not that many pictures... of the holiday nor of me.
well, not of my face anyway.
my mum (always the joker), took pictures of my bikini top part and my ass, instead of my face.
of course i did not delete it, on acount of it actually looking good, me not the bikini, but i think the bikini might have helped. what else can give the allusion of cleavace that a push up bikini?!
hehe, i went into this topic cuz i have to tell ya about this one incident. first you have to understand 2 things, the fist is that JALAN means WALK and JALANG means PROSTITUTE.

THEN i can tell you what hapened.
when i was in terrenganu, on pulau redang. you have to understand that the terrenganu people have a slang all their own, like the californian slang versus the new york slang.
so me and my mum were looking for a necklace or something to remember the holiday. we were both wearing our swimmingsuits me in my bikini and my mum in her tankini, we both wore one of those beach skirts, me with a slit and her with out... FYI i was wearing her beach skirt. i dont own one and hers was sexy. all of them. we went to lagoona beach resort's gift shop without finding anything that i particularly like so we were on our way back towards the coral redang beach resort's gift shop when midway down lagoona's beach a ball got mis kicked and landed in front of my mum and i. the guy who took it hapened to be the same guy out of the three guys who were our guide the day before when we used one of our three free snorkling trips.
so he said "kau hang buat apo?"
"tengoh menjalang eh"

my mum said cooly that we "berjalan" not "menjalang"
the poor guy turned around and ran off without knowing what he did wrong.
after that particular obstacle there were acouple of man monkeys staring at us (at ME says my mum) i am talkin' bout the monkeys who can talk, not the ooh ooh ahh ahh monkeys.
i just egnored them, as usual. so then after stoping at the gift shop on coral redang, we went towards my grandma. i told my mum not to tell my grandma. she did not listen. so we endded up with trying to explain to her the meaning of the joke and that it was a joke. not to mention putting up with the repeat of the samer joke throughout the entire holiday. my grandad got it but thought that i took the guy seriously.
seriously, sometimes i think that i have an adams family, i go so far as to sing their theme song once things get weird...er
from a first glance, our family, when together never looked weirder.
my grandad looks arab, my grandmum looks like an orang putih...ot sure a brit or merican, my mum who looks chinese, me who looks punjabi, my uncle (who is in england with his family) who looks typical malay along with his wife and children, my aunt haley cik who looks chindian and her husband who looks chinese and is partly, their children my cousins who look chinese, then there is my weird aunt haley, who is the youngest and the oddball of the family who looks chindian.
there is a joke about my family made by me that describes certain things about them

my grandad (tok)-you know when he is around when you hear his err.... diplomatic laugh, and he only laughs like that when talking to a non-member of the family.

my grandma (babah)-she can pass as an orang putih, even with his tudung... until she opens her mouth, then you will know she is malay.

my mum (ummi)-she might look at you in a far away expresion and smile sheepishly and you might think she like likes you, when in fact she might actualy be thinking about fermat's egnima.

me (mia,mira,yom)- when i say i want to read in peace, it means i'm going to the toilet to read.

my uncle (walit)- he wore pink tight pants when he was a teen, we were lucky he married

my aunt in-law (aunty husna,ibu nana)-no joke. cept mayb that she looks sweet but has a mean temper once egravated, mostly by her children.

my cousin(haikal)-he put my panau cream on his face thinking it was like the mosturizer that his mum wears.

my cousin (haziqah)-like all the woman in our family, she is a pain in her brothers ass.

my aunt (haleycik)-to blunt to be true...sometimes.but she can be nice and funny when in the right mood, namely not in the morning or when her children aren't acting like monkeys.

my uncle in-law(uncle wayne)-he is so thought full that sometimes he losses track of his children.he is very smart but can be a bit silly sometimes.

my cousin(yaya)- she is the girliest of the bunch of us.she is afraid of the dark and almost scratched my eyeballs out when i said 'cat woman' one night when she forced me to watch this stupid movie instead of cat woman.

my cousin(haidan)-when i come to his house he will run to me and hung me from beking while his sister hugs me on my front. the funny thing is that he is as tall as my waist, so when he hugs me from behind and screams, his face is actualy in my ass.

my cousin(madihah,baby)-she once slapped my grandad and she constantly bullies her older brother.

my aunt (haley)- she is sorta weird, she likes to do things her own way, which is not often the easiest,and refuses to change herself or do anything the easy way if it is not her own,she is paranoi.

you might not think this particularly funny but i bet whe you see and meet them you will agree with me.

anyway ciau!

what's it so far

there hasn't been any new developments since i last wrote in this blog nor much that has the potential of being new, unless you count the books and the baseball that i wanted since i was little.
i was sick and still am... but barely so.
i have been sick since last Thursday, which i had to skip school on and Sunday was a holiday as was the week after that. right now in malaysia, its saturday the 14th, and tomorrow i'm going on holiday at Terrenganu, Pulau Redang. for a week. so i wont be in school for another week. because on the week that i had my first bout of fever,its monday and tuesday i was going for pra-sports.
pre-sports for sports day. so as of this month, i have and am going to skip school for three months.thats like summer holiday minus 1 week. so i'm gonna be really behind in my work when i get back. i am also going to miss two cheer practices and i'm gonna be dead once my captain and co captain gets their hand on me... which is estimated to be around....2 seconds of my arrival. its not like they dont have enough on their minds so far. the form 1s are decidedly pain in the butts but that is compared to us... maybe the seniors are always going to think their juniors pain in the butts. since they do have the tendecy to be shy and unmixing with the senior... ceh ceh baru 14 dah nak berlagak senior.
well it is true. the 'juniors' do treat us differently than they would usually do if we were the same age.
well... most of them anyway.
as i was saying, the form ones in cheer this year are kind of... gedik and mengada. which means, they are being pathetic and acting like drama queens, like, oh my god!!! the senior yelled at me because i did not do what they asked me to do! so right now i'm gonna complain and get them burned!
that kind of pathetic and i think you can also say, bitchy.
not all of them but a select few. they also dont get it when the captain and co are scolding them cuz of their ignorance. they just ignore it.
not all but a select few. i dont think we will win this season. cuz the girls aren't working together. no team work or co operation at all. including me. i'm workin' on that and so far it ain't goin so bad. i managed to make a few new friends and get re aquainted with another. but in the mean time, i'm gonna chill. and how do ya like my new layout?
i luv it but i'm considering on adding a few more touches to it to complete it.
well ciou!